JOVER

[JOVER]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

[vegeda]

this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis

[slimedweeb]

op im going to tear you to shreds

[JOVER]

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[honestly-andrew]

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

[deltasquadformingup]

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

[JOVER]

Aria, who’s been successfully lying for seasons, suddenly has ZERO chill and it’s hysterical.

[JOVER]

[JOVER]

[buterabenzo]

Okay, we can stand here and we can list A’s greatest hits but we still need something real to give to the police.

[JOVER]

Seriously Ezra?!

[liarsforlife18]

WHAT

ABOUT

ALL

OF

THIS

SHIT

[JOVER]

When Mona said that she’s saved their asses so many times and yet they still won’t include her in their group, I wanted to give her a standing ovation.

[JOVER]

Once upon a time season 7

[amelia-studholme]

Please say other people are excited for season 7? All I keep seeing is people being negative about it but I’m actually looking forward to seeing what’s going to happen!!

[JOVER]

ouat drinking game

[aphelionrose]

step 1: take a shot every time belle gets locked up, snowing says they’ll always find each other, someone goes to gold for help, gold does something shady, someone easily crosses realms, or someone looses their memory

step 2: die

[JOVER]

[royalconsortkillian]

_{one year with the charmings  »  Day 136}